Today is Happy Hour at the gym. Every Thursday, the UMD gym hosts a class for students to take that breaks up the normal gym routine. Last week, it was a Michael Jackson tribute. Today is Outdoor Conditioning.
Classes at the gym are intended to be for exercise. However, if you are me, you get no exercise because you go with friends, stand in the back, and laugh out loud throughout the entire class as you pretend to kickbox someone that is not even there. And your mind can't relax while you are doing yoga moves because you are busy wondering what the heck the guy in the back came to an all girls yoga class for. Well. We'll see how today goes.
First post. Done. And I know Rachel and Stacey won't laugh. And they might even kick me off of the contributor list. But I'll find a way to get back on. And continue posting about interesting topics such as these. And no one even reads this blog, so how can it matter if my posts are not that funny? I can be the poster of the bunch that writes about gym classes. Yes.
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You really wonder what the guy in the back comes to the girls class for? I mean, I don't know him but I could guess... He prob wants to improve his balance and core.
ps. how was the BBQ?! Sorry I couldn't come. I'm crazy sick.
Lauren, the ERC should really hire you as their spokesperson... they'd get so much more press!
best post ever laur. stunning performance.
"...pretend to kickbox someone that is not even there"
hilarious.
This could really use some humor.
Also I was not pleased with the allusion to alcohol in the title, very provocative and worrying.
to put it simply... this is not funny.
i believe a removal of authorship privileges would be appropriate.
well, i laughed :)
go work LC.
I was nearly in tears by the end of this! Great post!
Elle, you have great potential. And once you go to Zumba you can write an entire post about how incredibly awkward all the moves are and how un-useful they are for real dance parties... can't wait for that one.
A for EFFORT
I can't think of a more noble title than the poster of the bunch who writes about gym classes. I look forward to your next contribution.
ur awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It made me smile :) I love you!
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