new author

dear blog minions,

after much consideration, i have added lauren as an author in this blog. this is mostly because i am stinky and haven't posted in months. however, lauren's author privileges are dependent on how funny her posts are. so far, her proposed blog posts include: "our morning routine" and "lauren makes coffee". those don't sound funny. next, i'm predicting "lauren is an amazing homemaker" and "lauren's awesome quiet time". haha.

lauren just informed me that it's ok if she's not funny, because she'll be the "not funny poster". that is not ok. i have a reputation to uphold.

hahaha. oh lauren. i love you.


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ALSO, in recent news, stacey just informed us that, because Obama is on campus, for no reason, our professors will be patting us down to make sure we don't have any weapons on us. she lied. she laughed. i think she didn't go to the obamarama because they were going to pat people down.

recent quote:
stacey: "no offense, you are a homemaking goddess, but this coffee is disgusting."

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lauren: but now there's so much pressure! who even reads this?
stacey: everyone.
lauren: really?
stacey: i gave it out to all the ROTC guys last year.
lauren: (silent horror)

(not really)
(hahaha)