i have become an expert...

... at running to my car at night in high heels.


actually i just added in the bit about high heels.
when i think of a woman running to her car in high heels, if she does so gracefully, i think she must be a very elegant woman. hence, adding the bit about high heels. but i haven't worn high heels in a long time, though i did just watch angelina jolie run to cars whilst wearing high heels and one of those cute little twenties hats. and red lipstick.

AND i did run to my car tonight, when i was exiting the movie theater.

i can, with all humility say, that i have indeed become very good at running to cars at night, clutching my mace in one hand, and my intuition in the other.

don't ask me what that means. i really don't know.

anyway, movies leave me in odd moods. i have mixed feelings right now: on one hand, i feel like wearing a dress and hat and bright red lipstick tomorrow, on the other, i have a new suspicion of police officers.
aaaaand that will only make sense if you've seen the movie changeling.

ok. so, completely new topic starts..... NOW.
there have been a lot of radical women traipseing around the house recently. in the past two days, i have caught two of them, who shall remain nameless, reading their little freshly printed, carolyn mccully bestsellers. and there has been a stark increace in members of this household purchasing red high heels. coincidence? i think not.
i personally have not picked up the book, although from what i have seen, it might be risky. for one, i don't have 30 bucks to spend on shiney red high heels. (aahh- high heels again.... a theme, methinks?!) for two,


i can't think of a second reason not to read the book.
i will come up with it shortly.

in the meantime, let me tell you about a funny story. oh just kidding. i want to go to bed.
but remind me to tell you about the lady in the mall with a son who's a dwarf and who lived in bethesda.

um. but kate and i just had a moment.
we were just yelling keith green songs at the top of our lungs in our bathroom. if you have never experienced this phenomenon, you cannot possibly know how exhilarated i feel at this moment.

as you can see, my first complete day wearing my new skinny jeans was a roaring success.