"these pinapples were hand-chosen by my butler in an island in the carribbean. they were then flash-frozen and loaded onto my ocean-liner. once here, they were taken and placed upon two silken pillows and transported to my home. then they were slowly defrosted by means of babies breathing on them. then i crushed them with a mace that is said to have been owned by gangis kahn. and now, i serve them to you."
-nick
love him.
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