Thursday Happy Hour

Today is Happy Hour at the gym. Every Thursday, the UMD gym hosts a class for students to take that breaks up the normal gym routine. Last week, it was a Michael Jackson tribute. Today is Outdoor Conditioning.

Classes at the gym are intended to be for exercise. However, if you are me, you get no exercise because you go with friends, stand in the back, and laugh out loud throughout the entire class as you pretend to kickbox someone that is not even there. And your mind can't relax while you are doing yoga moves because you are busy wondering what the heck the guy in the back came to an all girls yoga class for. Well. We'll see how today goes.

First post. Done. And I know Rachel and Stacey won't laugh. And they might even kick me off of the contributor list. But I'll find a way to get back on. And continue posting about interesting topics such as these. And no one even reads this blog, so how can it matter if my posts are not that funny? I can be the poster of the bunch that writes about gym classes. Yes.

new author

dear blog minions,

after much consideration, i have added lauren as an author in this blog. this is mostly because i am stinky and haven't posted in months. however, lauren's author privileges are dependent on how funny her posts are. so far, her proposed blog posts include: "our morning routine" and "lauren makes coffee". those don't sound funny. next, i'm predicting "lauren is an amazing homemaker" and "lauren's awesome quiet time". haha.

lauren just informed me that it's ok if she's not funny, because she'll be the "not funny poster". that is not ok. i have a reputation to uphold.

hahaha. oh lauren. i love you.


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ALSO, in recent news, stacey just informed us that, because Obama is on campus, for no reason, our professors will be patting us down to make sure we don't have any weapons on us. she lied. she laughed. i think she didn't go to the obamarama because they were going to pat people down.

recent quote:
stacey: "no offense, you are a homemaking goddess, but this coffee is disgusting."

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lauren: but now there's so much pressure! who even reads this?
stacey: everyone.
lauren: really?
stacey: i gave it out to all the ROTC guys last year.
lauren: (silent horror)

(not really)
(hahaha)

my gchat away message

today i consumed: (breakfast:) a bagel, a cup of tea, (lunch:) an acai machine naked juice, a clif bar, (snack:) a quarter of a cup of coffee because i ordered it by accident, (dinner:) lettuce, carrots and fish sticks. i think i have been very healthy today, indeed!

aaand MY SISTER ARRIVED TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! words can't express my excitement.

(end)

watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxPZh4AnWyk&feature=related

did he...

why yes. he did. he really did. he searched me.
and i care SO much.
especially because he's wearing a head covering.

??

i had a video to put up... and it's not loading. too big. :(
tragic.

far too late

these photos document a trip to the national gallery in DC from a long time ago.
my hand hurts, so no captions this time. the photos speak well enough for themselves, though.

it was fun. the end.

the start of a saga