yesterday = funniest day ever

oh my. where do i begin?

so the night before, i went to chick fil a and spent the night, and didn't get a whole lot of sleep, but got a whole lot of laughs and a whole lot of coupons.
let's just say that sleeping in a tent with stacey.... and brett and robby and mike o'neal and matt woodrow and bryan aguirre and joey wilson was hilarious. i think we laughed for a good 45 minutes before we got to sleep.
def a start to a funny day.

so then i went home by myself.... i went too far on 95.. not so hilarious. but i kinda like getting lost in a weird way, because i don't really freak out like i used to... i just get un-lost and go home.

ok, so then i groggily got ready and went to school.

there's this girl in two of my classes on tuesdays and thursdays named debbie. i love her. we have so much fun together.... and, luckily, we're really good at whispering and passing notes in class, so it makes all of the classes go faster.
so anyway, when i got to school she told me some funny story... i don't know what it was... but that started me out laughing for the day. she also said "you know what i've noticed? you don't drop things." (two weeks ago i spilled the enire contents of my bag on the floor and people around me had to help me and stuff.... so i said "you know what i've noticed? you don't remember things!")

then i went to the stamp and slept on a couch for an hour and relished a chick-fil-a sandwich with an unusual (but justified) measure of satisfaction.

then, at the end of psych class (which was kinda funny, in itself), debbie and i were talking as people were leaving and i totally dropped my phone on the ground. "AAAAH!!!! I dropped my phone! I dropped my phone! I dropped my phone!!!!!!!!" i yelled, jumping up and down enthusiastically, proving that i DO drop things. Debbie just looked at me and burst out laughing.... i was standing there joyously yelling "i dropped my phone!" at the top or my lungs as the crowded class bustled past. everyone must have been thinking "whaaaat the heck is wrong with her?"

ok so i was already laughing when i left the class. as i made my way to the bus, i almost ran into this tubby, 40 year old man on the phone. the part of his conversation that i heard was: "mom! mom! what?! i'm halfway down the hill, mom! geez!"
so i burst out laughing at that. and texted debbie to tell her.

then, i was walking down my street with a huge smile on my face, laughing inside at all the funny things that had happened, when i saw a little chinese man squatting on his sidewalk, facing away from me and gardening.
"oh that's cute," i thought. everything was making me smile.
so then, right when i was walking past him and thought i would call out a "good afternoon!", this old chinese man just let one rip. it was SO LOUD and it lasted a good 15 seconds. so, for the entire time that i was walking past him, he was farting, loudly and with a very high and squeaky pitch, blissfully unaware of my presence. i almost died.
somehow i managed to hold my laughter in until i was past him, and then i burst out laughing and laughed literally the whole way home. i laughed and laughed and laughed. i laughed as i walked past the park, and climbed the hill, and stumbled up the stairs, and opened the door, and tripped in the door, and fell on the couch, and fell off the couch, and i laughed as stacey stood there asking me "what was so funny, what was so funny, rachel?".

and then laughed as i texted debbie.

oh that was a funny, funny day.